Schoolhouse

Any of the following: idiot, moron, dumbass, stupid ass, retard

Ben thinks the earth is flat. He's such a schoolhouse.

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Schoolhouse

Place where students are "educated". They really don't teach us real stuff though. Why don't I know about insurance policy limits and all that. The education system is full of RAT BASTARDS.

Yo, I gotta go to the schoolhouse to get lab hours in.

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Schoolhouse Fart

A squealing genre of flatulence commonly heard from one sitting down at an uncomfortable middle school desk, distinct in both sound and smell. A schoolhouse fart turns heads, not necessarily due to smell, but because of the scenario in which the toot was performed. Heads turn in disgusted disbelief. The best schoolhouse farts are undoubtedly expelled in a classroom setting - full of students, teachers, faculty, staff, and assignments.

"Ugh, did you hear Johnny rip ass during the middle of our Geometry lecture? Oh my, it was not just a toot, 'twas a schoolhouse fart!"

Schoolhouse Rock

A cartoon that teaches kids about ... subjects and school.

And stuff..

As your body grows bigger your mind must flower it's great to learn cause knowledge is power!
-Schoolhouse rock

Schoolhouse rock

Conjunction junction what’s your function?

“You function my conjunction daddy...” #schoolhouse rock

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one-room schoolhouse

A one-room schoolhouse is a bathroom in a commercial establishment where the sinks, toilets, and urinals (if applicable) are in the same room, not separated by partitions.
The term comes from schools from the early 20th century which were the same way -- one room was the entire building, all grades of student in together.

A: "Let's go to Hook's restraunt."
B: "No, I hate that place. Whenever I have to go to the bathroom, it's a one-room schoolhouse. Someone will be in there and either he doesn't lock the door and I end up walking in on him and usually see him naked or the person does lock the door and I'm stuck awkwardly waiting in the way of the servers leaving the kitchen in full view of the restraunt."

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sonic schoolhouse

A game made in 1996 about education that scares every bit of you when you play it. But don't worry... it's not like we see three Sonics when we step outside from the schoolhouse, right?

I've played Sonic Schoolhouse before. Most traumatizing 20 minutes of my life.