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(verb) to ejaculate, cum, to grunt suddenly and passionately; exclaim
The new pledge got a sperming.
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Moving through a crowd to get to the front, commonly done at concerts. Not to be confused with Salmoning, which is walking against a group of moving people.
Lindsay: How did you make it to the front of the crowd?
Paris: I am a master at sperming.
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When two men come together and it doesn't look very tasty, but they think that it's tastier than a millennial living in their grandma's basement. Basically, it's just a tasty genetic mess as a wise man said.
Math Teacher: What is sperm+sperm
Me: When two men come together and it doesn't look very tasty, but they think that it's tastier than a millennial living in their grandma's basement. Basically, it's just a tasty genetic mess as a wise man said.
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The God of busting nuts.
Bob: Who's your favorite Greek God?
Jimmy: Spermes.
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The little white substance that puts you into 18 years of child support. SERIOUSLY people wear a FUCKING condom.
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Little white skinned members of a great barbarian tribe that live in a huge village known as Epididymis. These barbarians, after falling victim to an "earthquake", go on a great quest to find The Great Orb(the female's egg). They pillage every village along the way, fight random soldiers, and carry on their normal routine until they find what they're looking for.
Eventually these little devils find the orb in question and it selects the greatest warrior out of all 10 million of them. It then rips that warrior apart, uses his DNA, and kills all if his friends with a huge wave of random acid.
And yes that warrior that was selected was you. So anytime u feel bad or feel low, just remember that u were the greatest once.
This entire journey of the sperm takes place within about 1-4 days.
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Hey so this is my room, wait. WTF! Why is there a sperm on my bed?!
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