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touchdown

The act of shitting a turd so long it hits the water before completely exiting the anus.

Huzzah! Dudes, guess who just mede a touchdown!

by Simon April 20, 2006

534๐Ÿ‘ 204๐Ÿ‘Ž


touchdown

to arrive, to pull up, to pop out, to slide, to roll through, to display one's presence

when I touchdown, all my dawgs come out when the sun down - YELLO DICAPRIO

by benedict chan June 12, 2021

19๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


touchdown

When you lay down a brick so long it touches the toilet/water at the same time it touches your ass, and makes kindof a connection, like a touchdown.

Damn, that brick was so freaking huge I touchdowned it!

by BoleBjorn April 25, 2006

97๐Ÿ‘ 70๐Ÿ‘Ž


touchdown

when a nigga ain't all-the-way retarded, just got a touch of Down's

Chris Brown looks like a touchdown in his video "Run it."I'm convinced the child is mildly retarded.

by jaysun October 17, 2005

119๐Ÿ‘ 111๐Ÿ‘Ž


touchdown

Expression often used by men when they reach an orgasm during sexual intercourse.

- "Oh yeah baby...."
-"mmmm... aaahhh... You fuck my pussy so good!!!"
-Oh my God oh my God!!! Ohh Yeah! TOUCHDOWN BABY!!!! TOUCHDOWN!!!!"

by ChristianTroy November 14, 2006

44๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


touchdown

it means when you get ready to have sexual relations with a woman or man

Are you ready for me to touchdown on that ass?

by Bridget February 3, 2005

20๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


touchdown

Somebody who has a shit and pukes up at the same time

HAHA!! Look at him! he just had a touchdown!

by revolution December 7, 2004

7๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž