Tauranga

An awesome city in New Zealand, with sun, surf, and just about everything else. Population about 100,000. Best city. Ever.

A) So, where do you live?

B) I live in Tauranga :D

A) Awesome bruuu! I'm in fuckin Auckland :l

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Tauranga

A pointless town in New Zealand that tries to pretend it is a city. It is notorious for boy racers, sluts and physical beatings.

I am taking a tiki tour up to Tauranga, you wanna come?

Fuck no, I would rather spend eternity in hell being spit roasted.

Safe

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Tauranga

Tauranga is a beautiful city for outsiders.. But really it is a shithole for old people to retire . Tauranga contains some cunts that think they have "swag" and sluts that think they are "gods gift to men" .. Red is a favourite colour in Tauranga so if you wear blue I suggest you change that... Tauranga loves to have party's but shit cops shut it down at around 8-9pm but other than that Tauranga people are great to get along with. Oh and night clubbing is shit too

I love Tauranga ... Says no one who lives here, ever!

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Tauranga Real Estate

Property in a scummy "city" of New Zealand which has no soul or character.
The purchase of which translates into the ultimate life fail.
Mainly belongs to newly weds and nearly deads.

John: Ew, what's that smell?
Tim: It's the sewerage plant, so scummy it may as well be Tauranga real estate.

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