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Texas Bowl Swirler

Quite simply, a gigantic crap that swirls along the whole bowl afteer being flushed.

Eric ended up releasing a Texas Bowl Swirler after an out of control evening at the Golden Corral

by primerx1 October 21, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Texas bowl wrapper

An extremely long turd.It's long enough to wrap around the entire bowl and the finishing end sticks out of the water..

Eric had to drop off a deuce and when he lifted the toilet lid,someone already left a Texas bowl wrapper in the toilet.

by reysegotfingered February 22, 2015


texas chili bowl

It involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus.

Trent gave billy a texas chili bowl.

by Jack Duke November 11, 2004

3157๐Ÿ‘ 491๐Ÿ‘Ž


texas chilly bowl

you take a phone and lube it with hot sauce and stick it some ones ass.

Hunter likes to get the texas chilly bowl.

by Doug December 2, 2004

88๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Texas Dust Bowl

The act of inserting one's penis into another man's anus while wearing a dry, expired condom and using no extra lubricant. Results in severe rectal chafing and in some cases, bloody stool.

Met this guy at a club last night and he gave me the best Texas Dust Bowl of my life. I just can't sit down.

by TexasDustBowl2 January 8, 2014


texas chile bowl

When you fist someone's asshole then fill it with hot sauce and a cell phone set to vibrate, then repeatedly call the cell phone.

My cell phone bill is so big because of the Texas Chile Bowl.

by texas pete January 1, 2005

77๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


texas chili bowl

Referred to in an episode of 'South Park' and that it "involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus". It can be assumed that the telephone is covered in the tabasco sauce then inserted into the recipient/victim's ass (possibly vagina for women) for maximum discomfort.

I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, so, to get back at her, I gave her a Texas chili bowl then told her I found out she was cheating.

by MyBrainHurts2 October 16, 2005

1389๐Ÿ‘ 661๐Ÿ‘Ž