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The Ghost Poopie

The sly poopie you have sometimes which is so illusive that when you wipe it leaves NOT a SINGLE remain or smidge of evidenceโ€”The only proof your poopie leaves is whatโ€˜s in the bowl staring back at you. Ghost poopies are more common in the fall season around Halloween. Be careful they are so sneaky and sly you sometimes donโ€™t even know they slipped out.

Person 1: Bro I just took such a massive sh*t but I ainโ€™t see nothing on the toilet paper?!
Person 2: Happens to the best of us, you caught a case of the Ghost Poopie!

by peepeepoopooman:) July 7, 2020


ghost poopie

when you think you take a huge dump but then u get up and theres nothing there.

ghost poopie is phonemenon.

by only$19.99,less s+h January 13, 2004

140๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


ghost poopie

When You Take a shit, feel it come out and even hear it land in the toilet, but when you get up nothings there causing you to run away and call a paranormal investagator

*Plunk!*
*Wipe*
"Holy Shit thers nuthin there, run dude my toilets haunted!!!"
"Its Just a ghost poopie, dont freak!"

by urkal January 18, 2007

74๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ghost Poopie

The poop to which you sat down on the toilet, felt and saw your poop come out..but as soon as you stand up, there's no poopie in the toilet! When you whipe, theres no poopie on the toilet paper either!

Person1: I pooped but it's not in the toilet bowl! Is it magic?

Person2: No, it's a ghost poopie.

Person1: Wait..Why are you in the bathroom with me?

Person2: Awkward....>.>

by vyngenceinside July 11, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ghost Poopy

Ghost poopy is when you defecate a large amount of feces but the "evidence" have disappeared; taking a large crap but when you look in commode the turd is no where to be seen

Yesterday, I had to take a huge dump at the gym but it was a ghost poopy !!!

by bighugepoppa May 22, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


ghost no wipe poopie

Compound word: Ghost poopie + No wipe poopie

Also referred to as "G-No-Wipe-Poopie"

A ghost no wipe poopie refers to a situation where while engaging in defecation, one feels a dropping exit the anus and hears the incurring splash. However, upon wiping the sphincter, no remnants are visible upon the toilet paper (no wipe poopie). In addition, the droppings appear to be absent from the toilet (ghost poopie).

The result can be frantic forced recollection of whether or not the poopie actually existed. This could possibly extend into more serious psychosomatic disorders like schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, eating disorders, and, of course, defecation disorders.

Please seek immediate medical attention in the event of a ghost no wipe poopie as consequences are dire.

by David Hawaii April 25, 2007

31๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poopy ghost

When two people eat a ghost peppers then one of them penetrates the unwiped butthole and wait for secretion.

Yo me and Corey last night saw a poopy ghost.

by Bradford Biggs June 7, 2021