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The Chinese buffet in Guelph that charges $1 per item during after-hours operation. Frequented heavily by drunk university students. Also, the most commonly regretted drunk decision of University of Guelph students.
Today my digestive system is holding a revolt because I ate at Sun Suns last night.
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"That which makes my computer monitor difficult to see."
Though recent advances in screen technology such as anti-glare coatings and flat cathode-ray tubes have made the Sun a less dangerous foe, it is still not to be taken lightly.
I was going to play game but the sun rose and it got too difficult to see, so i went to sleep.
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Home of Diana, Maddie, and the page three girl. Or all of the above at once. Oh... Don't picture that, the thought police will send you to jail
"EXCLUSIVE! DIANA MURDERED BY PHILLIP IN TUNNEL HELL!"
"EXCLUSIVE! MADELINE MCCANN KIDNAPPED BY PORTUGUESE PEDO IN TAPAS HELL!"
"EXCLUSIVE! LADY DI AND MADDIE HIT THE BEACH!"
THE SUN. WHERE HUMANITY GOES TO DIE
British comic, largely obsessed with keeping the public outraged, and at the same time titillated, by over-the-top stories about child sexual abuse. The Sun also occasionally features articles on football, Britney Spears, foreigners, and benefit claimants. Often contains rants against 'pervs', which is rather ironic given The Sun's joint role as soft pornography.
(see also Daily Mail)
"My romp with pikey perv footballer", only in The Sun
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a word used to describe Louis Tomlinson
“the sun is so beautiful, isn’t it?”
“yes, louis tomlinson is really beautiful”
The Sun is the damn motherfucker responsible for heating us up. Without him Planet Earth whould be doomed (doomed I tell ya!!). Sometimes He assfucks the Moon and that's what we call an eclipse.
Some guy: "I'M BLIND!!!!"
Some other guy: "That's what happens when you look at the Sun for nearly 20 minutes!!!!"
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Appalingly bad British tabloid that somehow became the biggest curculating english-language newspaper in the world. Only communist-state controlled crap shifts more. It is obsessed with C-list celebrities and the plight of working classes to better themselves. Will never stop whinging about the government, child saftey, paedophiles, taxes, anything to do with cars or any minute hipocrisy.
No sun, no-where to wipe your arse.
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