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Ugliest word in the English language.
Just don't say twelfth. It's disgusting.
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Dying while engaging in sexual intercourse, usually by heart attack.
Yeah I hit twelfth base last night. The funeral will be held this Saturday and the cops are still after me.
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12 July.
A time when prods get very bitter, dertoy ther neighbourhood and send their children out to cause roits.
Hmmm, very clever! NOT!
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Fucking a girl so hard she dies.
Steve: Man I fucked Katie so hard last night that she died while cumming.
Aneesh: Really, twelfth base? How was her funeral?
Steve: I got to thirteenth base at it.
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A play by William Shakespeare involving a drunk guy, a pirate, a girl pretending to be a eunuch, another girl who has a thing for eunuchs, an idiot, a stuck-up puritan, and an emo clown. It contains lesbian and gay undertones and has some sweet insults. Best thing ever.
"If music be the food of love, play on!" - Twelfth night, I.i
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You came at the twelfth hour. Everybody has already left for home.
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The worst play written by Bill Shakespeare. Rushed and generally boring from start to finish - anyone having to perform this drivel will surely kill themselves.
Lecturer: We'll be performing Twelfth Night in three weeks time...
*Students make a little effort to read it (because none have even looked at this demi-play before), but only get to the end of act one because it's so dull and unfunny*
Student 1: Group suicide?
All students: Sure.
*Death*
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