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the sweetest, most humble and the most attractive human being in this whole universe.
person: omg I just met a Varun
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He is the love of my life. He is MINE
Varun is mine
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pussy getter and pipes all the gals in glen waverly
ay thats varun!
person 2: yea that man piped all the gals, and hit a reverse 6 simultaneously in his cricket game.
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The BEST person EVER PERIOD and No one is better than him and he is the baddest man on the planet and can bash anyone even the pound for pound king in a fight
I will never be as awesome as Varun
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To be able to rummage the clitoris.
Michael: Hey man, I wasn’t able to find it!
Varun: I was!
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A born Tarzan, with the blood of the wild. Highly obsessed with large rodents and birds. favors Capybaras and albatrosses.
Surprises people with sudden displays of animal-like behavior
You climbed that gate like a monkey, you're such a Varun.
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A person that behaves like a Tarzan but spends free time, philosophically trying to find a way to make the creatures only he can see, seen by all. Very fascinated by Ancient Myths and forecasts of impending doom.Dedicated his life to finding the Bermuda triangle's mysteries and every atlas across his path will have the Bermuda triangle inscribed onto it.
Wait, so I'm in the stomach of a monster and I can see you, stop being a Varun
Why is the Bermuda triangle drawn in my atlas, I'm going to get the Varun that did this.
So a giant prism will be dropped by aliens which will wipe out the human race with concentrated moon beams, you can stop being a Varun now thank you very much
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