Waked

v. to be wasted and baked simultaneously.

"Dude, I was soooo waked last night. I should not have shotgunned 10 beers after having smoked 3 bowls.."

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Waked

It's if woke ppl were woke.

Escort: i can't shag beadro he's too waked
Maher: Ah yes yes

Wake and Wake

When you wake up then go for the early glassy water to have a wakeboarding sesh.

Is Sam gonna come wake and wake with us tomorrow?

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wake

The viewing of a dead body before the funeral.

It was good to go to the Notorious B.I.G.'s wake before they cremated his body.

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Wakes

The experience of waking up in the middle of the night, and not being able to go back to sleep for a couple of hours or so. This usually leads to you doing things like checking Facebook, eating snacks and just generally doing what you'd do during the daytime, before going back to sleep like it never happened. The exact opposite of taking a nap, sometimes referred to as a 'reverse nap'. They are super inconvenient.

Emma: Hey, why were you posting something on Facebook at 5am last night?
Issie: Oh I was taking a wake.
Emma: Damn, I hate wakes. They're so inconvenient.

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Wake

Tullamore slang for being tired, wrecked, hungover, and being in bits from laughing

Hungover :Well jim how are ya after last night, Jim: Im fuckin Wake
Laughing :Hahahahaha thats hilarious hahaha im Wake
Tired: im just oua bed, im Wake

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wakely

A beautiful maiden who hails from the far away reaches of Middle Earth. Believed to be an elven princess, Wakely contains the secrets to the outer reaches of the Pegasus System, and is the last surviving resident of Atlantis. She recently made a cameo on the hit Sci-Fi television smash hit, Doctor Who, playing the role of Doctor Who, a smash hit series in both England and London.

Wakely currently resides in the electrical closet of the second floor new wing, and only comes out during passing period to feast upon young virgins.

That Wakely is one hot mama.

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