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1. n. a flaccid penis. See also: chub
2. vi. a pathetic person, an inept poser
1. You have a little wankus.
2. Did you see him tip his bike over? That Kevin kid sure is a wankus.
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A six letter middle name that starts with a W. Also the best nickname ever.
Wankus, go make me a sandwich.
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A satirical name given to a dedicated masturbator.
Person A: Karim has been losing a lot of weight lately.
Person B: That's a small price one has to pay, to earn the title of Wankus Maximus.
The act of being interrupted during self pleasure, by any means. Derived from the early latin, and similar to coitus interruptus, it was coined by Dr Bryan in the early '10s. The worst instance of this is when the individual is almost cumming, and their pleasure is interrupted and are rendered unable to continue
Tom 1: Oh man i had the worst case of wankus interuptus last night
Tom 2: Yeah mate?
Tom 1: yeah, was almost about to cum, when my sister came home and i had to stop
Tom 2: Oh man i fucken hate wankus interruptus
Pretty sure its the name of some kind of hammer from a movie/show. its also a sound from tiktok
The sound gos:
What do you think wankus wankus?
( kill them ?)
Oh you naughty wankus bankus
A general term to describe a mans Trouser snake, used by middle schoolers to refer to the male genitalia and not get caught
(Will-EE-WANE-CUS)
Person 1: my Willy wankus is pretty big
Person 2: I bet it isn’t