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An unanticipated split in a male's stream of urine occurring as a result of excess semen in the urethra produced in a previous instance of masturbation or sex
Ex. 1) I was caught unawares by the magnitude of my Wetzel, leading to a disastrous leakage of urine onto my bathroom floor.
Ex. 2) I missed the toilet by several feet after experiencing a Wetzel of epic proportions.
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To rip someone off; to jip someone out of money.
Did John Wetzel you out of your money again?
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A terrorizer running around fucking shit up and not giving a damn
Look at wetzel go, he just flooded that dumb bitches room
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A one legged killer gnome, who kills with his single red tap shoe. Its an old camper story. A tale from the Catskill Mountains. He also hexes people with hexzels. The GTC is associated with him often.
One who lacks companions of his own age. Looking for acceptance, a Wetzell will usually join a masculant/homosexual sport and will be terrible at it.
Who's that kid? Is he wrestling?
Ya, hes pretty bad.
Does he have friends?
Probably not.
What a wetzell.
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A man with a beautiful voice and great cutoff jeans. This man also drinks literally every day of his life.
Guy 1: Dude I wanna live a carefree life
Guy 2: like Koe Wetzel?
Guy 1: Hell yeah like Koe Fucking Wetzel!
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