abscond

to self-yeet

yo I was sitting there when I absconded my dumb ass out the classroom window

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abscond

1. To sneakily sneak away really sneaky like.

I'm going to go abscond to the pond real sneaky like.

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abscond

You ESCAPE from somewhere that has walls or chains, but you abscond from somewhere where the only deterant is that you are not ALLOWED to leave, but there are no physical confines e.g. .

your school or an open prison

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abscond

To steal a sexual favor from a second party in a very seductive and forthright manner.

Man... you really absconded that ass last night didn't ya? cmon... dont lie... ooooo ya you did, C'MON be honest, you a ddoooggg, oooo ya, way to GOOOO. W00T, ABCOND THAT BOOOTAY

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abscond

Engaging in sexual acts with a party committed to another party; an adulterous act. See supply.

Monica Lewinsky absconded that booty in the White House.

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Abscond

Fuck this shit, I'm out.

When the police raided, we absconded from the scene.

absconding

Indian and British English: to run away and shit.

Malik misteriwalla is absconding from jail in Thiruvananthapuram

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