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When you're too drunk to remember it's actually spelled "Alcohol"
Bill: "God damn, I can't remember last night. I drank so much alchohol!"
Bob: "Bill, you silly drunk. You're still drunk right now aren't you? "
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The thing you use to forget about people who fuck you over.
Oh he cheated on you again? Better drink some alchohol.
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the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.
when consumed on a regular basis alchohol causes mental and physical problems. Alchohol is a way for people to get away from and forget these problems.
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A person, like a any other drug addict, who cannot enjoy life without addictive chemicals.
When your housemate only gets out of bed on weekends to go out drinking and is otherwise a sullen sap. Someone whose happiest moments revolve around alchohol or being drunk.
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The politically correct verbage for an raging alcholic....
What's Wrong with your grandpa?
Oh nothing hes just an alchohol enthusiast, just like my mom.