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An ISP answer to the virus they sent you last week.
The only 100% effective Antivirus is the 'OFF' button.
Software whose only purpose is to alert you that there is a virus on your computer.
<downloads a game>
Antivirus: THERE IS A VIRUS IN YIUR COMPUTER!!!
<saves a Microsoft Word file>
Antivirus: VIRUS DETECTED ON YOUR COMPUTER!!!
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Software designed to detect and eliminate wordvirus/wordes on a computing system.
Maybe as well anti-biotics.
"My antivirus caught a stupid wordmIRC/word worm"
"You shouldn't swallow floppy disks, tss tss. Never wordswallow/word without reading the label!"
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A third party program that sucks your blood to protect your PC for your irresponsible behaviour like downloading torrents and shit from dubious places on the internet.
Person 1 - I think I downloaded a virus from ehentai?
Person 2 - Yeah I got an antivirus for that.
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a piece of fucking ballsucking ass raping butt licking vagina smelling piece of dog anus penitrating narwald ass fingering piece of shit that does nothing and warns of viruses that cannot be ridden.
Norton Antivirus Finished scanning my computer. "Found 7 Viruses"
To get rid of them upgrade to pro
..
Worst piece of ass licking cunt fucking shit.
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norton antivirus slows down my computer significantly more than McAfee which is bad, the parent company should be wiped off the face of the earth...
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