Appetizer

Food before food. Fucking greatest shit ever.

Now you can tell a fat guy invented the appetizer.

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Appetizer

The tuft of chest hair protruding from a mans slightly unbuttoned dress shirt or v-neck t-shirt.

Wendy was salivating over Jimmys appetizer on display at dinner.

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Appetizer

What idiots call an appetiser.

What is an appetiser?

What idiots call a starter

A: I'm going to have an appetizer of nachos.
F: You mean you're going to have an appetiser of nachos.
Y: You mean you're going to have a starter of nachos.
A: Then I'll have an entree of Spaghetti Bolognaise.
F: You mean you're going to have an entrée of Bolognaise.
Y: You mean you're going to have an entrée of Bolognese.
D: You mean you're going to have a main of Bolognese.

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appetize

To stimulate the appetite (not in the dictionary, but it SHOULD be - hence you fine people)

That kiwi tart looks like puke - it simply does not appetize.

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Appetizing

Appealing or tempting

That p**** is appetizing

appetence

To have an affinity to something or do something all the time because you like it... like a hobby.

"The object of life is to satisfy as many appetencies as possible" - Granville Hicks

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appetizer

A mistress, sidebae, sidehoe, etc.

Bitch, why you wanna be his appetizer when you can be his main course?

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