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Arithmetic is a form of Elementary school math.
2 + 2 = 4
5 + 5 = 10
Shahriar + cupcakes = heaven
I learned arithmetic in elementary school.
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a·rith·me·tic n. uh-rith-muh-tik; adj. ar-ith-met-ik
noun, slang
a telephone number, generally of a young, attractive female.
Man 1: "Who's that?"
Man 2: "That's Susie."
Man 1: "Man, she's fine...I'm gonna need that arithmetic."
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The mental process of estimating the respective weights of the other passengers in an elevator. Then comparing it to the maximum weight posted next to the fire inspection sign to see if its safe.
After that big fat guy and the kid in the wheel chair got on, I redid the Elevator Arithmetic and decided I was going to take the stairs.
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A term describing anything that is very hard to do.
This term has been around for years.
That test was harder than Chinese arithmetic.
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A descriptive term used to describe an extreme erection.
When Katrina was sucking my dick and it got harder than fucking chinese arithmetic.
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Easy if you know how to spell maths
Me: 1+1=69 ...mental arithmetic sir.
Teacher: F......Fuck off
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The activists' and liberals' notion that giving birth to children is racism against the planet simply due to the fact that humans breathe out carbon.
Liberals and climate activists who believe in carbon arithmetic should stop reproducing. I think having more children is a wonderful thing.
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