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assload

more than a lot but less than a shitload

man, i have an assload of reading for history tonight.

by bug August 31, 2003

394๐Ÿ‘ 56๐Ÿ‘Ž


assload

A whole bunch of.

This is true except for when referring to TP in which case it is a lot less then what you might think.

Nate: Dude, bring me some TP.
Penguin: Well, how much do you need?
Nate: Are you serious? A fuck'n roll.
Penguin: We have to conserve. Al Gore, Remember.
Nate: Holy shit! I need at least three assloads, maybe four. So figure it out Penguin or I'll wipe my ass with your pillow.

by DJ Dropa Duce December 7, 2009

30๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


assload

The burden that can be borne by one's ass (Equus asinus)

And he said unto his sons, Saddle me the ass. So they saddled him the ass: and he rode thereon, and was an assload. (Kings 1, 13:13)

by Thomas Pants, PhD January 14, 2004

113๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


assload

More than a lot and a ton. but less than a shitload and a fuck-ton.

Wow that is an assload of money

by darkrebel08 July 15, 2009

21๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


assload

the amount of an object one could fit into their ass.

He could fit 20 ping-pong balls in his ass. It was quite an assload.

by fainting goat September 23, 2010

14๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


assload

Per the TV show "Selfie" episode "Nugget of Wisdom," a quantity of twenty-five thousand (25,000) items or occurrences.

An estimated 50,000 calls a year--so, two assloads.

by Pietro Aretino February 26, 2015

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


assload

The amount of weight a mule is legally allowed to carry in New Mexico. Roughly 765 Lbs.
Slang: A lot.
Sometimes hyphenated: ass-load.

My boss-hole just gave me an assload of work, that son-of-a-bitch.

by Joe_23 May 30, 2013