assed

bothered: can't be bothered to do something

Ashton: How did you discover that orange juice on pancakes was good?
Anna: I spilled some on my pancakes once and couldn't be assed to cook anything else.

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assed

wen one rubs his or her ass on someone else

David assed Derek well

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assed

popular suffix to emphasize a word.

Your gay-assed son just came out.

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assed

When someone gets anally raped.

Little Mark got assed by M J last night!

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assed

Cashed, or depleted, typically in reference to marijuana.

This bowl is assed, man.

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assed

killed, defeated, or embarassed

I'm sure Cal will get assed once again this football season in the PAC-10.

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assed

quds’ unique way of saying asked

I assed my teacher for his peepee size

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