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astronaut

One who insists on driving despite being too high to walk.

"Dominick says he can drive to McDonald's, but I just saw that astronaut motherfucka take a BIG-ASS bing hit!"

by Darryl X. July 8, 2003

129๐Ÿ‘ 68๐Ÿ‘Ž


astronaut

Someone who is amazing in bed (sex).

God, that man is an astronaut!

by Jaline January 28, 2005

70๐Ÿ‘ 83๐Ÿ‘Ž


astronaut

A sexual position where the girl is hanging upside with those space boots ,that the astronauts use to sleep and what not, while hanging upside down she is giving you head and you are wearing a space helm and right when you brick you scream at the top of your lungs "blast off!"

Me: Last night i astronaut ed my girlfriend
You: Oh? how was that?
Me: It was terrific, i was wearing a space helmet.

by Tune It October 10, 2007

23๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


astronaut

A word small children use in place of the word "ass"

God, he is such an jack astronaut sometimes.

by Gerbilweebies February 26, 2005

12๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


astronaut

a word used to describe a man's testicals

man those astronauts are outa this world!

by OXCorgiXO September 25, 2006

7๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Astronaut

Blowing a load that shoots straight up in resemblance to a rocket ship in result of a hefty tit fucking finish; hitting the girl in the chin, face or even entering the nasal cavity which is dependent upon the distance and velocity of the shot. Also known as the "Space Cadet"

"She asked me If I was almost done and right when she opened her mouth to speak she met the astronaut"

by JK-RWTD March 26, 2010

31๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Astronaut

To be an astronaut is to be very very high on cannabis.

Ha! look at that astronaut!

by jimbobsy macgregor February 17, 2011

42๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž