batterwitch

Word used by John Egbert in the webcomic Homestuck (written by Andrew Hussie).

Is used to describe Betty Crocker in a hateful manner.

John: THE HEINOUS BATTERWITCH HAS HER GNARLED CLAWS IN EVERYTHING.

What do Gushers have to do with baked goods anyway??

How does this make sense???

Why????

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????????