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bend over

(v) To prepare to get screwed literally or figuratively.

Gas prices are going up again! Bend over, SUV drivers!

by keyshaw May 14, 2004

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bend over

a term used sexually meaning to get ready to be fucked
usually used by a male to a female

bend over bitch

by Mr X 321 February 26, 2009

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bend over

What you shouldn't do in a crowded shower full of men.

The prisoners of Alcatraz fear to bend over, so many people trip on the many dropped soaps upon the tiles of the shower floor.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 14, 2003

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bend over

What our President has caused us to do.

My fellow Americans, bend over, as we are literately screwed.

by Flappy February 7, 2005

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Bending Over

The act of messing up, screwing up, letting someone take advantage of you, etc.

Example 1

Guy 1 to Guy 2: Way to let that guy take your seat. You really bent over

Example 2

Guy 1 to Guy 2: You just gave up another touchdown.
Guy 3: You're really bending over

by bender23 January 23, 2011

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Bend Over

When behaving as a bitch, you should expect someone demanding you bend over. When this occurs, you bend your waist so that you ass is pointed upwards, so that your anus is well exposed (and scrotum). Then, you shall expect a dick to be inserted into your anus. When being throbbed, tension appropriately and actively adjust to give the best experience.

Important: If you don't bend over properly or your anus isn't exposed well enough, you will be penalized by having to give a blow job after they finish in your ass, Immediately.

After they finish, they are entitled to giving your ass a slap or give a quick yank to your scrotum. Only then, are you allowed to straighten up.

You are such a bitch! Bend Over!

by LITTLE core September 14, 2023

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Bending over

No not bending as in avatar Bending as bending someone over and kicking their spine and breaking it. Kung Fu type crap so like you bend them over on something like a couch or something and breaking their spine with a kick (only do this to your worst enemies)

This girl kept shipping me with James Charles so I bent her over.

What do you mean by that??

So what you do is bend a person over and kick their spine and with one kick you break their spine it's easy once you get the hang of it.

Oh okay I thought you meant something else.

So yeah I paralyzed her.

Alright I'm going to be bending over some people now that I know this trick

(so like you bend them over on something like a couch or something and breaking their spine with a kick)

by EnderGorrilaGamingYT February 28, 2023