figuratively

What everybody means when they say "literally".

-Dude, I literally had smoke coming out of my ears!

-Really? Don't you mean you figuratively had smoke coming out of your ears, or did you really have smoke leaking out of your earholes?

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figures

An expression used when someone does something typical for them to do. Usually used in disappointment (in the person, in the situation, and/or in themselves for not predicting it would happen).

"Did you do my laundry like I asked?"
"Oh, I forgot."
"Figures."

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Figured

Assumed something using both knowledge and common sense

"Sorry I didn't answer the phone I was busy" "ya that's what I figured"

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Figures

Large amount of money

I just want to stack figures

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figures

Used to describe irony, or a situation when one feels nothing else could go wrong.

(when a tire goes flat after visiting the tire dealer) Fuckin' figures!

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Figure

A digit of someone's net worth.

"Rich nigga, eight figure, that's my type"

- Saweetie, 2019

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Figured

To be resolved, not an issue or concern.

"I wanna go out at 9, but I get off at 8:45"
"No sweat, it'll all get Figured"

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