board

How retarded people spell the word bored.

Keith: "Board tonite call with plans."
Me: "You're retarded."

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board

Short for skateboard, snowboard, wakeboard, surfboard, and any other word the contains "board". Was shortened because it rolls off the tounge easier and sounds better in a sentence.

That guy was grinding and his board snapped and he sacked himself

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board

In Texas Hold 'Em Poker, the community cards dealt face up on the table.

"With two aces on board, there was no way I could call his all-in with just my pocket deuces."

"When my third six hit the board, I knew I had him."

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board

Used by some of my friends to describe a map or level in a video game. Usually used when talking about said map or expressing opinion about that map.

Dude 1: "I love playing on this board"
Dude 2: "That's because it's the only one you can win on."

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board

1. Skateboard
2. Message board (especially an online message board)

1. He brought his board to class and left it under his chair until lunch.

2. If you're trying to practice a new language, find a board in that language.

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board

bored,phased out,bored with board and lodging

He was so board he did not want to spell bored well, oh well.

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board

How many girls at one time a man can call one for sexual favours. Commonly used in the phrase "Ive got board!" or in the question " Do you have board?"

Amy, Jess and Hayley are my board!

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