bordered

swear to god, definitely true, not lying; originated in northeast massachusetts

"I crashed my car today."
"You did?"
"Bordered"
"True, true."

border

a line or area between two places which is usually closed off or illegal to cross.

screw the law, im crossing the border!

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Borders

Large corporate bookstore that are frequently seen in Suburban areas. Very similar to Barnes and Noble. They have all sorts of books, cd's, accessories, and a cafe with some great food. The atmosphere tends to be very liberal, and a huge bloc of clientel/staff are college students.

I went to Borders not for the books, but to eat at the cafe... damn good sandwiches!

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BORDER

Usually something you do (you put your hands fingers touching in the well known "gate position") when someone says something that crosses a line usually followed up by simply saying "border" or "border line". This is usually done silently and with a very serious face for the full effect.

A stranger: LOOK AT THE FAGGOT

You: *border hand position*

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border

n.
State of being more bored that something less bored.

If I'm looking at this site about blu-tack cats, and they're bored, what does that make me? Oh yeah, border.

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borders

1. Lines arbitrairily drawn on a map that make up a countries.
2. Complete human constructs.
3. Can cause mass confusion and hysteria when directly connected with imperialism.

1. America has the borders of Canada and Mexico.

2. Land is land regardless of lines.

3. Guy #1:"Dude Africa is so fucked up."
Guy #2:"That's because in the early 1900s European countries colonized them, which divided kingdoms and tribes."
Guy #1:"Damn that really fucking sucks."
Guy #2:"I know, stupid imperialism."

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border

the entrance to the country that is COMPLETELY FUCKING WORTHLESS because stupid ass ilegal imigrants move across it every day...

worthless piece of shit line

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