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While you are reading this you are losing braincells. You should stop... Now
Ryan's Brain Cells were lost in a book accident.. He smacked himself in the head with the book.
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The first excuse for parents to think weed is bad. The truth is, however, that weed promotes brain cell growth by increasing the development of stem cells in the brain.
Smoking weed kills your brain cells! That's why you only have straight A minuses!
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Something that you barely have.
You use your brain to think, but u don't have any brain cells, so it's a FUCKIN waste to explain what it FUCK it is you Dildo helicopter.
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The cells found in your brain.
aka: what you lose after smoking weed.
Going out to kill some more brain cells.
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Useless matter. More useful when replaced with air.
Fuck brain cells, I'm gonna smoke a bowl.
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In stan twitter ‘losing brain cells’ means: when a person says something so stupid that you automatically lose a brain cell.
Person 1: is the “ee” in “pee” silent?
Person 2: oh my fucking god i just lost my last two brain cells! (i just lost brain cells)
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When sleeping during the night if a guy has an overly intelligent girlfriend it is possible to steal a few brain cells from his girlfriend if their heads are touching each other in just the right way. She will wake up just as intelligent because she has an endless supply of brain cells however the guy will wake up feeling smarter every time. It also helps the transfer if the guy is holding on to her almost like he is trapping her in his arms.
"I feel smarter today. I think that brain cell transfer worked."