A word that a douchbag uses to calls cold cuts (meats, cheeses, etc.)
Iโve prepared charcuterie and placed them on a board on the coffee table for my guests to snack on prior to dinner being served.
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French word misused by uncultured monolingual Americans to refer to food platters, regardless of whether there actually is charcuterie (ham, prosciutto, salami, mortadella, etc) on these platters or not
- I made a Charcuterie for my daughter's birthday. It had all kinds of candies!
- What? Your daughter had cold cuts for her birthday ?
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โMy charcuterie is itchin and burninโ
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As an adjective, charcuterie means for something to be magical and radical! Charcuterie is good vibes only!!
โHowโs your day?โ
โCharcuterie, dude! How are you?โ
โDude! Youโre lookinโ so charcuterie right now!โ
*Double back flips off ski mountain*
โDude! Charcuterie!!โ
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A Lunchable that majored in musical theater.
We got several starters including the house made bread and charcuterie.
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An excuse to eat like shit because some twat waffle put a catchy name to it.
Here is 3 lbs of of nitrite filled lunch meat, 1 lb of fat filled cheese and some sodium rich empty calorie crackers.
I can't eat that it's bad for me!
Don't worry its on a fucking wooden board and called charcuterie....you'll be fine
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โCharcutingโ or charcuterie is when a shart happens but more shit comes out than normal and is forcibly spread across a womenโs cooter.
I ate old cheese and meat off a cutting board and then tried to fart but some shit came out and a charcuterie happened causing me to get a UTI.
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