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The act of closing your eyes while laying in bed and counting sheep one by one to help you fall asleep.
I was counting sheep for an hour last night before I fell asleep.
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When a person is sleeping, they are dreaming of counting sheep.
person 1: Hey man 5 minutes into class you we out counting sheep.
person 2 : Yea man I was up late studying for my physics final.
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When you fall asleep while you are doing the sexual position "69"
Did you hear about Mike (Counting Sheep) one night after the bar when he was with his girlfriend in bed.
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When someone gets so lost in the fantasy land created around a situation that they become out of touch with reality, or in other words: getting lost in the sauce.
“The owner of that local business was counting sheep when he thought he would be able to start operating scams on his clients while simultaneously increasing net sales”
A term useally used for discribing sex but can be used for anying else.
Person A:You weren't suposed to count the sheep with her.
Person B:You call sex counting the sheep.
A:I call everything counting the sheep including people, Sheep
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Don't assume you have won before the results are in.
"Ive aced that test!"
"Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market"
An epic song by the band A Perfect Circle, also the lyrics to another song by them called Pet. It fucking rules.
Person 1: Whacha listening to?
Person 2: Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums!
Person 1: ...
Person 2: (They just don't understand.)
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