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1. The mental processing, discarding and storing of all one's subconcious thoughts throughout the day. Occurs during sleep, rarely makes sense, easily forgotten.
2. What an idiot does when he or she believes he or she has a shot with someone hot.
see also fantasizing
"You know you can't resist me."
"Oh yeah? Keep dreaming."
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When a fan of the Lego Bionicle toy franchise (usually those who are old enough to remember when the first-generation (G1) Bionicle sets were sold new in shops between 2001 and 2010) excitedly thinks they have found themselves in a Lego store selling Bionicles, only to wake up and discover they were actually sleep and they had merely experienced ‘The Dream’ again, resulting in a crushing feeling of disappointment and longing for the past.
I had The Dream again last night and I’ve been thinking about Bionicle all day. I wish I could go back.
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Have you ever had a dream. That you could, um, you would...you had a .....that you should....you could..you...you thought....you had...you could...you wanted to do it so much you could do anything? (That one vine)
“What was a cool dream you had?”
Annoying kid from vine: “well....have you...”
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The thing your parents and teachers encourage when you are a kid, only for it to start getting crushed by life.
Kid: "mommy, I want to be a doctor when I grow up"
Mother: "yes son you can achieve anything!"
~kid grows up to the last year of high school~
Kid:"mom I am going to be a bartender"
Mother:"what happened to your dream of wanting to become a doctor?"
Kid:"life.... and my grades"
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Person 1: 'Have you heard of dream?'
Person 2: 'You mean that homeless green telletubbie? Yeah most definitely"
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