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The short term for "Crit Rocket" in valve's 2007 game, Team Fortress 2 (TF2).
Holy crap i just landed a crocket on that Pyro!
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The Crocket (crotch-pocket) is the area between your ass/genitals and the seat, convenient for placing your phone while driving.
Oooooo my prostate is tingling, must have gotten a text from Bill. Hey fetch my phone out of my crocket.
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What happens when you are trying to gather people to go to lunch, and suddenly an incredibly annoying person overhears your plans and inserts himself into them.
Well, I asked Brian if he wanted to join us for lunch, but then Jason overheard and we got crocketted.
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A shorter way of saying crotch cricket. A parasite commonly found in the genital region. Crabs.
I think I saw a giant crocket hopping out of that skizzy's laundry basket.
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When you are performing cunnilungus on a gal and while inserting your finger into her asshole, you shockingly connect with a turd, poking it back from which it came. The act resembles Davey Crocket tamping a musket ball down his musket barrel.
Also known as the Musketeer.
I performed the Davey Crocket on that girl's asshole, poked a little turd back up the tunnel.
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The act of resting each ball on the chicks eyes, and beating it till you bust on her face, then you rest your shaft along the bridge of her nose. If performed successfully the placement of your balls and shaft should resemble Davey Crocket's classic raccoon hat.
Last night I got so hammered, I picked up this diiiirrrrty hood-rat and pulled "A Davey Crocket" on her so I wouldnt have to look at her ugly mug.
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Pubic lice with serious biting power, similar to a crocodile bite. Crabs. Parasites. Crotch crickets.
I saw LIL STEVIE scratching his pubes all day, that chick he hooked up with at the beach must have given him some some serious salt water crockets.
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