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Crunchin

A military person who's beret is so FUBAR that is resembles captain crunch.

Person #1: Aye bro, you see Sergeant Halim's beret..

Person #2: Yeah, that dudes crunchin

by PFC Unknown March 14, 2009


Crunchin

What it's called when someone is wearing a diaper and they sit down and it makes those crunching, crackling noises. Making fun of the phrase 'Gellin'.

"Dude - are you crunchin?"

"Yes, yes I am."

"Ew, man, that's gross!"

by Arabea July 11, 2008

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crunchin' on

Checkin' out, looking & liking, considering as a possible love prospect, diggin', into someone.

Dude: The girl that just got here and has the nice everything keeps looking this way. Don't make it obvious but who is she lookin' at?

Dude's friend: I saw that. She's crunchin' on you. Go buy her a drink before I do! That says I a lot since I'm a straight girl.

by John J. J. Schmidt August 22, 2007


Crunchin'

When you don't hear a damn word someone was saying to you because you were eating a whole mouthful of chips or other crunchy food. Can also be used as an excuse for being zoned out when somebody is talking to you.

Mojo: "Mmmm, what I wouldn't do to yer sister..."
Lub: mmmnch crnch "Sorry what? I was crunchin'"
Mojo: "I said those chips must be good"

or

Wife: "So at work today the boss was being a real jerk and...(blah blah blah)...so what do you think of what he said to me?"
Husband: "Umm, I think that's great?"
Wife: "You didn't hear a fucking thing I said did you? what, were you crunchin'?"

by MojoGuy April 2, 2009


crunchin

cool, sweet, awesome, tight, phat, etc.

Dude! Did you see that guy hacky-sackin? His moves are so CRUNCHIN!

by Dennis Lackey January 23, 2003

8๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


crunchin

Originated from the sweetness of Oreo's, the perfect combination of 2 thin chocolate wafers, and the precise amount of heavenly cream, resulting in a taste so glorious it needs its own word to define it

Holy shit! I thought Oreo's could get no better, but it turns out that double stuf's are even more crunchin!

by Dennis Lackey January 23, 2003

4๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


pal-crunchin'

seeing as many friends as possible on an individual basis in one evening by foot, bike, car, or any other means of transportation.

Pal: "Hey man, it's midnight on Wednesday, what are you doing here?"

You: "Just hittin you up for fun to catch up on life and do the same with everyone else in town I can tonight. I'm pal-crunchin'."

by stazagrip March 25, 2011

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