deutsch

A word referring to German people. It's pronounced "doitch," not "douche."

Slash: Hey can you drop me off at the bank douche?
Torch: Wtf I see how it is. Fine, go walk you douche.
Slash: Omfg i mean d-e-u-t-s-c-h.
Torch: Yeah, and deutsch you, too.

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deutsch

a universal word to insult anyone.

Did you see that guy what deutsch.
Justin Beiber is such a deutsch just look at his gy hair cut.

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Deutsch

NOT Dutch!

Deutsch ~ The German word for German.
As in "Ich Spreche Deutsch" - "I speak German".
"Ich bin Deutsch" - I am German.

Dutch ~ English word refering to things or people from the Netherlands.

"He's Dutch" - "He's from the Netherlands"

Dutchman: Kijk die Duitser daar!(Check that German over there!)
Foreigner: Dude, are you speaking Deutsch?
Dutchman: WTF! I'm Dutch not Deutsch!

German: ...Deutsch?! :D
Foreigner: *confused*

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Deutsch

One who is very cool.

That Deutsch over there is so cool!

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Deutsch

To "deutsch" somebody. To pretend you don't understand the meaning of what is said. Especially regarding a funny remark.
Once you have been deutsched, you realize that Germans do have a sense of humor – but the joke is on you.

Man, I told the BEST joke at the party last night, but this guy totally deutsched me.
Next time she asks me anything, I'm so gonna deutsch her.

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Deutsched

When someone famous like Donny Deutsch invites you to be a guest on their broadcast media show (radio or television).

Dude, I just got Deutsched! I will be on CNBC Saturday night at 8 bro!

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deutsche bahn

Deutsche Bahn is the official german government owned train company, that always come late.

Why where you late?
Blame Deutsche Bahn

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