dick-picket

something or someone so painful it would be like sticking oneself in the dick with a picket fence.

*note this can be used by anyone, regardless of their anatomy. you don’t need firsthand experience of a pain in your dick

“all jeremiah does is talk about his upcoming sporting tournaments, he’s such a dick-picket”

“the teacher caught me with hentai open on my laptop, that conversation was a serious dick-picket”