econ

1) (n) Short for "economics."
2) (adj) Very cheap, low-quality, and budget. Short for "economical."
3) (v) To scam (con) someone over the internet.

Jeff: "How's that new Navigator you got over the internet, man? Those cars are sweet...and what a steal for $10,000!"
Geoff: "Um, yeah. It was a damned compass...you know those things you navigate with?"
Jeff: "OOOOOOOH that sucks man...haha, navigator...I get it! You got straight-up ECONNED!!!"
Geoff: "I should have known there was something up when they didn't have a picture. And it was totally econ too. It came from the Dollar Store and the needle was broken. Retail value: 20 cents."
Jeff: "You should have known better, idiot. You're an econ major!" *SMACK!!!*

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econ

it's where Ethan was last night totally.

Chad: Where were you!
Ethan: What? When?
Chad: Last night!
Ethan: I had Econ, you know this
Chad: Bullshit man, you disappear my sister almost gets killed
Ethan: Dude, I was in a study hall with 100 other people, you can ask any of them

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Econ

The class that makes all seniors in high school want to kill themselves.

I fucking hate Econ. Time to die.

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Team Econ

Team Econ: the single greatest way mankind has ever organized themselves.

One faithful day, four knights of economics united to form the most formidable opponent in history. A four-headed machine, team econ can handle anything and everything. Also, Jesus Christ is their grandson.

The members of Team Econ are as follows:
Earth
Fire
Water
Heart

Team Econ ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.

Team Econ conceived God.

econ guy

The guy in r/6thform that got a bristol offer and missed his econ exam due to not reading the timetable

"Yeah you’re proper cool you are. Don’t patronise me…. Buddy" - econ guy

maths and econ

adjective: to describe one that is talented and of high earning potential

popular BSc degree programme pursued at social science institutes, derived from 'mathematics and economics'.

Who's that generic? ....it's a maths and econ

Behan, what are you doing tonight? maths and econ

econ stare

that look you give when someone just tried to explain something and all the words fly over your head

Once the wise ass started talking about integrals, the dumbass gave him the econ stare