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To eurovise means to listen to Eurovision songs until you have memorised them.
Friend- Hey! I'm going to watch Eurovision today!
Me- Omg I've already eurovised every single 2021 Eurovision song!
A joke ... but we like it anyway!
Highlights of 2004's Eurovision song contest:
- Satelite feed of woman blowing her nose
- Xena Warrior Princesses from Ukraine winning
- UK getting more than 0 this year (hurray!)
Best served with Terry Wogan
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Song contest which takes place annually in Europe, first started in 1956 and has recently had its 50th show, has launched the career of bands 'ABBA' and 'BRAINSTORM'.
Popular worlidwide not just Europe.
The Eurovision song contest is held in Athens in 2006.
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A european song contest in which Australia participates even if they aren’t fucking close to Europe.
Each year, they do the finale in the country of last year’s winner.
-Where will they do Eurovision next year if Australia wins this year?
-I don’t know, I guess we’ll just cancel it
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It is the only place where you can see singing turkey, grandmas baking bread on stage, dancing gorilla, woman with beard, yodeling and rapping in one, naked man with a wolf and so many other things. Also the hottest boys/men and the prettiest and sexiest women are in Eurovision,you'd be interested. Eurovision is like a big inside joke between Europeans and if you are European and you don't know what Eurovision is.. you're in trouble, buddy. Also, Americans you have no fucking place here. :)
- I think that Cyprus should have won Eurovision.
- YEAH YEAH FIRE!
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the worlds funiest competition in the world better than football word cup even the OLYMPICS and only exclusive 2 european citizens TAKE THAT USA u suc
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