A mythical creature said to be on a very long quest to get the ultimate treasure milk
Son: father I like anime women
Father: well son we just actually ran out of milk Iβm gonna go get some at the store
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A mythical being often said the be the male half/ sperm doner of a childs parental party. Very few have ever been seen
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Hey whereβs my father?
He went for milk 16 years ago.
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That person that was never in ur life
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Oh father, I wish you were here
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My father is one big motherfucker.
My mum's a father fucker.
My fucker fucked a dad and a mom yesterday.
I am a fucker.
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faΒ·ther
/ΛfΓ€TΝHΙr/
noun
1. a man in relation to his natural child or children.
2. The man who raises you as his own feeding and teaching you.
Just because you impregnated my mother doesn't mean you are my father.
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A motherfucker.
My father is a motherfucker, that's how I was born.