ficke

To learn a lesson the hard way or to be screwed over when one deserves better.

"So I was doing community service for these homeless people, and all of a sudden one dropped me with chloroform and they raped me bad."

"Man, you got ficke'd up the ASS."

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fick

German translation for "fuck"

"i am so horny--fick me!"

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fick

German version of "fuck".

I want to fick the girl next door

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Ficking

When you spell "fucking" wrong

I ficking hate school.

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fick

the nice way of calling someone a fuck or telling them to fuck off. and hey. you won't get called out by your parents for it!

are you ficking kidding me?!?! fick off man. hey what's up fick?

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Fick

When you're running out of texting characters and you want to say "Fucking dick"

"Did he ever text you back!"

"No he was being such a fick!"

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Fick

An action when you have sexual affairs with a plant/tree.

Person 1: YO! I JUST FICKED MY CACTUS!
Person 2: Dude, you have problems.

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