Get some milk

Your dad when your born

Dad : Imma get some milk!
Mom: Okay!
13 years later and your sad still hasn’t come back

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Go get some milk

Something you usually hear from your dad before he leaves you and comes back after you’ve become a famous football player

*child is born*
Dad: Sees child
Dad: Alright hun, you stay here while I go get some milk from the store

Dad: Sprints out of hospital and flies out of state

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get some milk

Phrase
Means fuck my dick
Means boobs/dick/pussy cums

Gets some milk and FUCK ME
Means get some milk and fuck me till u see that milk again

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im gonna get some milk

The last thing you wanna hear from your dad.

Son, im gonna get some milk.
Kid: NO, NO, NOOOOO

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Your dad went to get some milk

When your dad says he's going to get the milk, there's a 99.99999% he's never coming back.

-OMG! My dad is so cool!
- I think your dad went to get some milk...

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i am going to get some milk

what dads say to their son

Son, I am going to get some milk

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get em some milk

What you say when someone gets burned. Like how you drink milk after eating something spicy.

YO mama!

Oooohhhhhhh, get em some milk!!

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