grapist

A giant grape soda mascot who enters children's bedrooms at night and grapes them, typically in the mouth.

I'm gonna grape you in the mouth!

I'm gonna tie you kids to the radiator and grape you! I'm the grapist!

Next, I'm gonna grape your mother and your father!

Comes with a grape whistle!

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grapist

one who eats your grapes while you're sleeping

Cassie: You were sleeping...

Chris: Yeah? . . .

(Chris notices the grapes have been eaten)

Chris: Hey! What happened to my grapes?

Cassie: Anwar ate them.

Chris: Yeah, well, he's a bloody grapist!

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grapist

The Kool-Aid mascot before the big red dude.

ohhhhhhh yeaaaaah

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grapist

The definition of a grapist is a man or woman who sticks their fingers between a mans "grapes" and wiggles their finger. Thus raping their "grapes".

"Dude, I stuck my finger in his pants and wiggled his grapes!"

"You fucking grapist!"

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grapist

peeling off the grape skin to make it naked then you eat it!!!!

so did u guys have fun being a grapist today?

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grapist

1. someone who is prejudiced against grapes
2. someone who rapes grapes.
3. gang rapists / groping rapists

Help me! ive been graped up the arse, by a grapist

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grapist

A person who spits grapes at someone else.

I'm being attacked by a grapist!

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