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A species of dog that reigned in the late 1000's which had conquered most of Eastern and Central Europe. The Gustas tend to be bilingual, speaking a range of Spanish, to Czech to English to German. The Gustas observed a dictatorship which followed (in their prophecy) a master. Scientifically speaking, a master observes a gene called AOD1, which the Gustas can smell. Once aware of the gene in a human (which occurs 1 in 1,000,000,000,000 people) they name him there master.
The Gustas is sexually assaulting me.
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Gustas is a guy who’s taking care of others. He’s a great guy to hang out with and is also very helpful. He will always be there for you at anytime. If you could date a Gustas you are the luckiest girl in the world. Take care<3
Omg! Gustas is the nicest boy! He’s always been there for me!
Cute<3
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Literally can mean whatever you want it to mean. Any adjective, noun, adverb, etc.
It was a gusta finna turn of events when he was on his first date with this gusta finna girl and he stepped in a large pile of gusta finna.
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1. A rage comic face used in response to something that is painful or awkward to experience but somehow simultaneously soothing or pleasant.
2. A rage comic face used in response to something that you enjoy which might be considered strange.
Often confused with the literal Spanish translation 'it pleases me'.
My face went into my girlfriend's armpit last night--me gusta.
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Spanish for 'I don't like this". Often heard from Spanish-speaking people during either approaching giant walls of water, fireballs, barrage of bullets, or INS agents. Also heard in 'Team America: World Police', and from white kids trying to sound cool.
John: Holy shit, the damn burst!
Emile: No me gusta!
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Alex: Hey, did you find it funny when me and Jack replaced all your shampoo with bug feces, and then you put it in your hair?
Frank: No me gusta. (*clocks Alex in the face*)
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