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happenstance

/ˈhæpənˌstæns/ Show Spelled Pronunciation hap-uhn-stans

–noun
the standing position one is in when happening, or ejaculating.

(one's happenstance is usually unique to oneself)

See happen.

Alex: "So bromeo, how'd last night go?"
Christian: "Well, I happened upon this girl, right?"
Alex: "Right."
Christian: "But this was no simple happenstance. I had my hands on my hips and my pelvis thrusted forward like I had conquered the huns."
Alex: "I'm so proud..."

by Brahmastra October 20, 2009

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happenstance

happening by coincidence, accidentally and unintended

By happenstance, my mom and my dad were both shopping for each other's gift in the same store.

by Caro D March 23, 2007

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happenstance

When shont gets pulled.

I was going to go to Fairfield, but at the last second I decided to just yell happenstance.

by Mark F January 24, 2004

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Happenstance

When something happens that makes you say.. FUCK.

(cops show up)
Well this is a happenstance.... FUCK

by JOE SCHMO468889 February 13, 2009

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Happenstance

Some thing that happens I.e event/plan

That happenstance was unusal

by Patrick Awexome July 21, 2006

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crazy random happenstance

a quirky twist of fate, synonym of coincidence, as shown in "Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog"

Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.

Billy: Hey, this is weird. I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You don't happen to like frozen yogurt do you?
Penny: I love frozen yogurt!
Billy: What a crazy random happenstance!

by fred carpinski February 25, 2009

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Crazy Random Happenstance

Term to describe an extremely random or coincidental event that has occured.

John: Oh I love rhubarb, it's one of my favourite foods!

Shaun: Me too! I love rhubarb!

John: Wow! What a Crazy Random Happenstance.

by EdSavitzLastLover May 21, 2009

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