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The act of writing, particularly a lengthy blog, article or essay, while consuming moderate to large quantities of alcohol during the process. Can be done to help stimulate creativity but most of the time the person is just a borderline alchoholic.
Term can also be interchanged with other popular writers with an affinity for booze. i.e.; to "Capote", to "Faulkner", to "Kerouack", to "Fitzgerald"
Student A: "Don't you still have to finish that paper for class tomorrow?"
Student B: "Yeah, dude. But I got a six-pack of beer and I'm going to Hemingway that shit later tonight."
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Verb. Writing a paper under the influence of alcohol, like noted author, Ernest Hemingway.
It's due tomorrow. I totally have to hemingway that term paper tonight.
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Larry: "That's my fourth Slalom Lager tonight. I'm getting pretty Hemingway here.“
Steve: "Hemingway enough to get with that Tri Delt over there?"
Larry: "Hell no man!"
Steve: "Well how about that horse standing next to the Tri Delt?"
Larry: "Yeah, I'll do that. I'm pretty Hemingway."
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When one is jacking off and hits himself in the head with his own load. Term so coined because Hemingway also shot himself in the head with his own beloved rifle.
I was rubbing one out and I totally pulled a Hemingway right in my eye.
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Hemingway is a guy with brown hair and brown eyes
He is quite cute
Alot of people think this and he is funny
1,wow have you met Hemingway yet?
2,no,but he is cute
1,yes and Hemingway is cool beans
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A famous 1930s author whose works include THE SUN ALSO RISES, FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS, and A FAREWELL TO ARMS. Critically loved for his simple, to-the-point style.
In reality, a fat lout who liked his women and booze a little too much. One day, realizing just how mediocre and utterly worthless his writing was, he decided to do something good; off himself so that people don't waste the little effort needed to try reading his shallow crap. Unfortunately, his plan backfired, and schoolchildren across America now have to endure his mediocrity while listening to bullshit about how he was a great revolutionary writer and adventurer.
Stop saying Hemingway was good; he was just a random lardass closeted Romantic!
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To write an essay or paper, (typically as an academic assignment) after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
Guy 1: Oh shit dude, I have a 7 page paper due in 4 hours.
Guy 2: Just pull a Hemingway and you'll ace it!
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