Heskey

Undoubtabaly the best player in the world, he is exetremely fast, he can shoot, he can head the ball, and if you dont agree with this HE WILL RAPE YOU! He can even score sweaty goals.

Heskey shoots and scores, he celebrates by raping the keeper. He is easily the best player in the world.

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Heskey

6 foot 3 and 15 stone of muscle, England international and Liverpool striker, yet can't win a header and always falls over when shortarse full-backs go near him.

"Heskey's lost the header to a 5 foot defender and has fallen over!"

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Heskey

Another term for useless piece of shite.

'Your fucking shit heskey'

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Heskey

6ft tall twat

wank stain, knob jockey, herpeys munchin twat. blue nose scum. piece of black pudding that cost £6m

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Heskeying

When you change someone's background to Emile Heskey

I'm heskeying you

heskey

A girl who goes down very, very easily.

That slag was such a heskey.

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Heskeyed

Raped anally

Usable when spectating a school fight. For example:
OH SHIT BITCH, ****'S GONNA GET HESKEYED!

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