johnson

penis; or it can be someones last name (for example Gen. Johnson)

My johnson is large.

"Hello Ms.Johnson," said Bub.

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johnson

a man with a well endowed sexual organ

its long and distinguished... like my johnson (as in 'top-gun')

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johnson

you either have one or you are one

I heard Mr. Johnson has a big johnson.

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johnson

A man's penis, no matter what the size.

Long Dong Silver: Man, you have a tiny johnson.

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johnson

n. 1. slang for Penis

1.Bona Fide Ride
Step Aside My Johnson
Yes I Could In The Woods Of Wisconsin.

2. That boy has got a huge Johnson.

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johnson

A black man's penis/dong/wang/dick/knob/trunk/hose

A Johnson must be very long.

"Yo nigga! Put chow Johnson away!"

"Sorry lady, I didn't know you could see ma Johnson"

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johnson

the act of taking a beloved franchise and ruining it through self indulgent writing and a complete disdain for the existing fan base. So named following Rian Johnson's directing and writing of the Star War's film The Last Jedi.

Oh man did you see the new Robocop reboot? It sucked, the director was a hack and totally johnsonned it.

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