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An Alcoholic (7%abv) Pear Cider (or Perry) mostly drunk by females who claim to be classy, however after a bottle, they will be humping anything with a pulse or evacuating all their bodily fluids outside the nightclub/bar that they were at.
The Drink's moto is "Lambrini Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" this usually leading to previous mentioned scenarios.
Watch MTV's (uk) The Valleys for a full visual look of The Lambrini Girl type
Michelle: Jen you are drunk and you just gave that absolute munter your number.
Jen: Yeah well Lambrini Girls just wanna have fun. *Proceeds to Whitey *
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Lambrini is cheapo wine that is around 7% and its only about £2.00 Mainly drunk by chavs because they cant afford any decent sort of bevarage.
wow you have 12 bottles of wine how much did that cost?
'£24 bargain and its well nice! its lambrini'
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lambrini is a cheap wine that chavs and chavettes hang around outside hop doorways for us innocent victims er i mean shoppers to go in and buy it for them lambrella is 99p a litre nad lambrini is £1.49 a litre it tastes like cat piss and is no nicer when you throw it back up.
"ger us a ltr of me missies fave innit!"
female: "i it is like then we can av fun innit jezza."
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an alcoholis beverage which is cheap but good =
mostly consumed by lightweights.
Kirsty: Melissa are you drunk
Melissa: Yes iv had 2 glasses of lambrini
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A naked Lambrini is where a team of people are on a long journey and in order to make the journey shorter and have fun they will all buy 3+ bottles of 1.5 Litre bottles of Lambrini and take all their clothes off and no one can put their clothes back on until all the Lambrini is completely finished.
Person 1: hey mate wanna do naked Lambrini
Person 2: okay but we mustn’t tell anyone who wasn’t part of the game
Person 1: deal
The morning after effects of consuming 3 bottles of this fine vintage to aid inebriation before going on a night out.
"Drinking that Lambrini last night ran right through me, I've woken up with Lambrini shits"
Pissing out of your arse the morning after consuming lambrini!!!
"i've got really bad lambrini bum this morning!"
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