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The word "lonja" literally means auction or market, but it often used in its plural or singular form to describe what is referred to in English as love handles, fat rolls, and/or a muffin top.
Ay, Becky! You can see your lonjas hanging everywhere in that bikini!
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1. A person that tends to lie a lot
(verb) - to skip football practice and go home to be lazy
(person 1) Ey fool, did you see lonjas dipping home before practice today?
(person 2) Yee, I saw him longeing it up.
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Don Lonjas
A fake friend who is short, has a big ass nose, gets butthurt easily, says the dumbest things possible, dates anything because she is desperate, proceeds to cheat on them and gets pressed by 8th graders then snitches, likes to wear crop tops that show her “Lonjas” and pants to high that show her nasty camel-toe.
“Don Lonjas thinks that by drinking she is “Lit”, yeah ik its dumb but thats her vocabulary.
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