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Love Truncheon: the glans penis
He had a love truncheon the size of a donkey.
Q. How could someone with a bonce like yours get to root her?
A. Once I unleashed the love truncheon she knew she couldn't resist.
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slap a girl across the face with your love truncheon
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my willy, which is bigger than anything else
i drove my love truncheon up her dirt track
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to slap a woman roughly in the face with your penis. Works better with a massive penis.
Davidson quite regularly takes a beating from the love truncheon.
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to creep up on a girlfriend from behind and slap your cock off her cheek"
"if you beat me with your love truncheon again im never gonna suck it again"
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