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malingerer

An individual who will do and say anything to get out of work.

I used to get up and be excited to go to work, but now I'm happy being a malingerer.

by S. Ford May 15, 2006

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Malingerer

Someone who will do absolutely anything to get out of work. No shame is attached to any excuse, no matter how ridiculous.
Also known as 'Doing a Simon'!

An example of someone being a malingerer
"I won't be in today, after banging my arm on a door at work yesterday. The doctor said it's not broken, but the pain feels like my elbows been shattered. It's even worse than last year, when the elephant broke loose from the circus and attacked me with his trunk.

by Bemused Team Member May 20, 2023