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A sexual position in which a man stands and holds a woman in an upside-down 69. Usually works best with a spinner.
Named so because he can rest his face on her oustretched legs, like a mantel, and her bush is on his chin and he looks Amish.
Man, look at the spinner. I'd like to build an Amish Mantel.
The hungriest man to ever touch the face of earth. He will devour any chip or snack he can smell in a 30 block radius of his desk. Going around asking little kids for food, he never satisfies his hunger. He loves calling all of his children good boys and still asking for food no matter what.
*Bag of Takis' crunches across the classroom* Mantell-*Snifffff* "Mmmmm That smells goooood, Can I get some? THE HUNGRY HUNGRY MANTELL pounces twards the food.
Manteling is when you poop in your pants purposefully, then shimmy till it slides down to your balls. After it slides down to your balls, you let it crust to make a protective barrier around your testicles. This can be done several times
Person 1: Just started Manteling 2 weeks ago
Person 2: You Pussy dike, iv been mantel maxxing for 7 years
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Person 1: WHATS THAT SMELL DEAR GOD
Person 2: Just layering up the ol' mantel
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Person 1: *axe kicks to your nuts at full force*
Person 1: *breaks there leg*
Person 1: DEAR GOD MY LEG WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOUR NUTS MADE OUT OF
Person 2: *shits a little more*
Dusting off the mantel to put your trophy on it.
"I'm dust'n the mantel" Trash talking to someone when you're about ready to win a game and bring home a trophy for the mantel!
What occurs when stepping over a person and bagging them then shaking after. then usually repeated or you dismount.
"I was mantel shaking the guy over there, he liked it"
"My girlfriend hates it when i mantel shake in front of her"
Mantel Season in a fictional season, created by women, to guilt their husband's into building extra large mantels to decorate. Once the mantel is built, they are extremely over decorated, so the women can flood social media with pictures of their mantels. This causes other women who have guilted their husband's into building expensive, oversized mantels, in the name of "mantel season", to overwhelmingly show support, so they can then guilt their husband's for not showing support for "such an extremely important celebration that they were robbed of up until that point." Mostly celebrated by "Karens," but also celebrated by the "Y" variation as Karyn.
"(Enter any name like 'Chad'), you have robbed our family of the enjoyment of mantel season for too long. I demand you to build one, or I want to talk to a manager."