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A person who is strong, independent, atrative, person who kicks butt.
Darn I wish I was a McCallister
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When you open all the pizza boxes at a party and jerk off on all the toppings, leaving just the cheese pizzas alone.
Who the fuck pulled the Kevin McCallister on my meat lovers?
When you are riding his dick and as he’s about to climax you put both hands on your face and scream, just like Kevin in Home Alone.
Friend 1: how was your date?
Friend 2: I Kevin McCallistered him and I saw his soul leave his body
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A man that has big man tits that is over weight.
Frank: Hey Tits McCallister
Billy: shut up its not my fault i have big man boobs its genetic
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The sweetest, smartest, most beautiful girl i know.
Wow, that stephanie mccallister girl is absolutely amazing!
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someone who resembles part douche, part deuce mccallister and that eats the excrement of assholes. no one likes these "douche mccallister"s, because of their lack of brain activity and over activity of smell.
man, that pat galloway is a douche mccallister.
why do you say that?
cause he's a smelly douche-looking mother fudger and i cant stand the odor any longer.
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He is a very sweet and intelligent person. I would be lost without him. He is the one I go to for everything. He has changed my life for the better. I love him with all my heart. If your friends with this guy, then you are a very lucky person.
I love Devin McCallister